Monday, April 18, 2005

Jon Stewart on Oprah is like:
a. Keane on SNL
b. good grade on the 40-page paper that is 50% of my grade semester grade
c. flirting with professional hockey players in San Antonio (while simultaneously missing soporific 3-hour class)
d. all of the above

C'mon! I know you know it ;)
Post another metaphor if you wish...

1 comment:

Nicole said...

Here's another SAT-worthy metaphor...
Jon Stewart on Oprah is like:
Getting in my 30 observation hours and actually wishing I could do more! Adorable Japanese-speaking children!! And knowing that this is my "chosen" career and I will actually be able to make a difference whilst having so much fun.

If anyone didn't get this already, it's a metaphor about almost too much of a good thing, or two impossibly good things being combined.