WHY I AM AN EPISCOPALIAN
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by Robin Williams

X No snake handling.

IX You can believe in dinosaurs.

IIX Male and female, God created them; male and female, we ordain them.

VII You don’t have to check your brains at the door.

VI Pew aerobics.

V Church year is color coded!

IV Free wine on Sunday.

III All of the pageantry, none of the guilt.

II You don’t need to know how to swim to get baptised.

And the number one reason for being an Episcopalian:

I No matter what you believe, there’s bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you.

-nicole