"Miss , you look like a present. Can I buy you and take you home?"

[After I told them I thought I looked like a candy cane in my striped sweater]... "If you were a candy cane, I'd eat you."

I like my job because the people I'm around all day can say things like that and I know that they're just being nice.

Tonight, I spent over an hour rearranging my schedule so that I meet with certain students at specific times of day when they're least likely to doze off. I also

I'm incredibly overly excited to have a 3 1/2-day weekend. I want to do something fun...any ideas? Does anyone want to go to Ichiban?